If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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We are two peas in an std pod
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
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My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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