I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Randomize
