well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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