I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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