Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
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He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
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I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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