my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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