I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
My ass is underappreciated
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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