Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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