I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I want her autograph on my taint
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i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
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I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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