it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
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