dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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