why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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