...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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