Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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