areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
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Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
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At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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