We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
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sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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