hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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