Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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