the day after is always just damage control
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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