Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
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Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
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I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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