So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
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