Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Houston, we have a squirter
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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