I just made out with a guy for $7.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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