she was so not down for the gang bang
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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