In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
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Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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