we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
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Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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