I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
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Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
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I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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