just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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