This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
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I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
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This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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