is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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