Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
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