i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
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Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
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Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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