the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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