He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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