what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
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Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
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My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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