Come see our sink grown plant.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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