yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
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I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
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Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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