No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
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Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
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He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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