Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
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Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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