I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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