Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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