I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
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I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Randomize