yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
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How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
Randomize