No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Can I color on your dick again?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Randomize
