what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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