My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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