Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
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He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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