he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
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