he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
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I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
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Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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