I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Randomize
