For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i came on her dog
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
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Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
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I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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