Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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