Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Randomize
