you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Drake has all the answers
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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