The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
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